The thirty-third best piece of advice I can give you is encapsulated in the title of this comic. In general, it is best not to call out assassins, ninjas, and other associated harm-doers. Isn't that right, President Bush?

Counting the first bonus comic, this marks the fiftieth comic in the history of Fantasy Qwest. I don't think we're POPULAR yet, but there seems to be a steady stream of visitors to our humble little site, and even a few regulars. FQ is on a roll! Here's to the next 50, may they be funnier than crack on a bicycle!

ASW (DGC) out.

Once again, I've updated the comic webpage. The new version includes some nifty new buttons and some smaller files which should vastly improve bandwidth issues. In addition, the new Fantasy Qwest forum is operational! Click on the Forum button to go to it! See you tommorrow with the next comic!

ASW (DGC) out.